I greened out and woke up naked in an ikea running from freddy fazbear and a crazy asian store owner that looks like Ho Sang Yoo from the squid game also glamcock freddy was there and i flashed random people inside the store and yeah inspired by EnemyaikO

[intro]
Attention all shoppers (bro what the fuck)
We are going to be closing in three seconds (mommy mommy why is there a naked man?)
(Am I in an ikea?)
Okay? Okay (bro where the fuck are my clothes at?)
Is the store even open still?
Ah shit I can’t believe this fucking happened

[verse 1]
A nigga got lost in ikea
Where the fuck my clothes at?
Can’t even find the exist where the fucking hoes at?
Might accidentally flash a kid where my balls at?
Now I’m running down the store where my fucking drawls at
Bitch I got a 19 inch dick dripping down with ball sweat
Run around the fucking corners flashing Niggas it ain’t all that
She suck on my nigga nuts but bitch I gotta go (huh)
Not letting them take my meat balls can’t worry about a hoe
Fuck that nigga what was in that pack it smelled like a butt crack
Listening to enemyaiko boner on my track
Bitch my fucking dick is swinging I might just go fuck your dad
Shut up cause your bitch complaining
“Why isn’t as long as that?”

[bridge 1]
Bitch I got stuck in ikea where the fucking exit at
Bitch my fucking dick is stinging where my fucking balls at?
Bitch I cannot run this shit where the fucking exit at?
Bitch I gotta fucking piss where your fucking bathroom at?

[interlude]
Sir uh the bathroom key will be $35.98 (nigga what)
And you’ll have to assemble it yourself
Bro I can’t pay that I spent all my money on gay onlyfans (sorry it’s company policy I can’t do anything about it)

[verse 3]
Suck on those niggas nuts like bitch I curled my toes
I greened out in ikea where the fuck are my bros
Aye my balls swinging dangalanging up inside my drawls
Can’t even find my fucking clothes
Did I get kidnapped? Maybe I did

[interlude 2]
Ah yes finally I can make it out
(Attention all shoppers)
What the fuck is this shit
(you have used too much power)
Is this some five nights at Freddy’s shit?
(The electricity is about to go out)
What the fuck
(I wish you luck)
No, no you turn the power on right fucking now
(If you make it to six am I will not turn you into meat ball)
I know you own the god damn
I know you own the god damn fucking
I know you own the store
Turn up- turn on the
Nah nah what the fuck
You niggas got Freddy in here?
You niggas got Freddy in here
Nah nah what the fuck is
NO NO NO
IM NAKED PLEASE GIVE ME SOME DIGNITY
I JUST WANT SOME
PLEASE, PLEASE
NO NO PLEASE PLEASE

[hook]
Bitch I survived on night fucking two
Get the fuck out before they call the Ku

[verse 4]
Hope you get some monkey pox
You chicken looking ass bitch
Trap me in the store again and Ima turn into a sandwich
Hope your ass get fucking ate out by some nigga with long ass teeth
And that tongue feel like shit in your bum
FUCK YOU
ASIAN STORE OWNER FOR LOCKING ME
INSIDE IKEA YOU CANT GET MY MOTHERFUCKING IDENTITY

[outro]
Based on real events
#factual in uh
Brackets “real”