ReaperかRapper?

Okay! 2020 mobbin' mythical crew!
We are "Hololive Myth", let me show you "how we do"!

Did you really think I'd rap like that? Sorry, tough luck
Vocals gangster as can be, and I'm still "萌え" as fuck
I lowered all yo' expectations, and I'll tank 'em again
Because I like to diss myself along with all of my friends
I guess that you could say that I'm "old-fashioned," the soul-snatchin'
Much-prefer-the-scythe slashin' to dome blastin' master of murder
But you've heard the good word of Mister Yagoo I'm presuming?
'Bout the brand new idol crew that won't take losing for an outcome
Want somе? Come and get it, man, we'rе ruthless
But how am I gonna prove this? Without my scythe, I'm useless
The truth is

I'm a reaper on hiatus, tryna decide how to play this
Trapped in a stasis, I hate this! I haven't taken a life in like ages, okay
This is heinous, but wait, look at me now
Tryna get souls and I just found out how
Put up a shroud, stream for the crowd
Play up the game, and the viewers could bow
Stay tough 'cause maybe the hate will get loud
And the state of my mind could decline, 'cause I'm proud
(Press "F" to doubt) I'll shut my mouth
Getting the feeling this rhyme's going south
But forget that (deep breath)
Slow it down, regret
The hell was I thinkin'? I'm sinkin', outta breath
The heat's getting to me

"おつカリ様"
ありがとう お客様に「調子どう?」
主に英語でラップしていくつもりなんだけど
勉強のために 多分日本語を使ってみたいと思う～
（いやいやいや まじで最悪だった それ)
Okay, manager? Can we restart?
I'll stick to banter, play it smart
No? Shaking your head, that means no, right? shit, okay
Geez, I blew it, I can tell, cue the haters typing "sell"
Thought that I could do the shit by simply rapping well
But I've been lying, in case ya couldn't see
I'm worse than the rest
So as for any people buying
Fuck it, welcome to hell, I guess (ハンパなーい)

Reaper か Rapper? どっちでもいいよ
Yeah, let the blood and rhymes free-flow
All my life been no bark, all bite, I kill people
Welcome to my live-stream, though (ハンパなーい)

Reaper か rapper? どっちでもいいよ
Yeah, let the blood and rhymes free-flow
Dead beat in life (dead), dead beat in death
(Dead) death be alright, so love me 'til your last breath (ハンパなーい)
Word (what the fuck?)

So now that you know
素直で伝えよう I'll let ya peak at my soul
But just a little, keep my anger locked inside and speak my feelings in riddles
That's how I do it (ハンパなーい)

はいはーい! Calliope Mori と申します 死神先生のいつも頑張ってる弟子だよ! よろしく!
私ね みんなと一緒に楽しみたいけど
私の事が嫌いな人が沢山居ると思う (ハンパなーい)
死神だから

I'm a reaper, so I got a lotta haters, I guess, well, you know what they say
「まぁ しょうがないね」 which means, "It can't be helped"
But, if you pronounced it the way I just did
It actually means "There is no salt"