Bahama Mama

This is a tale about a man, his vision is blurried and his world is spinning fast like fan
A brand new day means a brand new problem
And all things seem to fail just before he wants to start them
No explanation for this bullshit, brain is out of order, mouth is like a full clip
Of ordinary things that he wannna tell the world...
The man I talk about is me, the problem is a bad girl..

Yo! Sheґs a foxy one and full of ginger
Abled to turn men in to mice and "battlecats" into "cringers"
It was hard to handle this shocks
When "ms. sunny island" met "mr. brompton city boondox"
It ainґt hard to tell that the way that I feel
Is like iґm trapped in a living hell
This mamacita drives me crazy and if this situation stays that way
Iґm pushing up some motherfukkinґ daysies
When she crosses the alley, cars crash
And if you wistle after her you might risk a bash(ouch!)
If you ask her for a date you might catch a smile...
But she is too hot to handle so donґt even try (... Donґt even try)

So what the deal mommy? Haha!
Bahama mama makes me wicked in this fukkinґ game of love!
So what the deal mommy? Haha!
I give you everything that iґve got

I told her everything I did in the past
To find out more about the girl, thatґs only made for the braz
Valentine cards I bought her, flowers and shit
A bunch of roses that iґd put to her door got stolen by a bunch of kids
I tried it all but nothing seems to fit
Until my buddy chino came to me and told me basically this:
(chino:)"put it in a song, a reggaetune, you know?"
Under her balcony I stood and sung so:
"nah me the rude boy from brompton city
Singing for the irie girl that doesnґt love me
Why donґt you come down and hold me close? "
The only thing that really came down was some water icecold..
Now we are staring at each other without a plan
She says: " iґve got to tell you a little something, maybe then you understand
The things you did for me were cool but better hit the trail, 'causeґ
I love to make love, but only to a female" (... To a female, what the hell!!)

So what the deal mommy? Haha!
Bahama mama makes me wicked
In this fukkinґ game of love
So what the deal mommy? Haha!
I give you everything that iґve got

Stop romancing, start dancing
(ladies, shake that nasty ass, come on!!
Oooh, I like dat! Ey yo, chi hit it off!!!)

So what the deal mommy? Haha!
Bahama mama makes me wicked in this fukkinґ game of love!
So what the deal mommy? Haha!
I give you everything that iґve got!