20.7 (INTERLUDE)

[Interlúdio: Juno & Bleeker]
Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De Voort?
Um, hi? Leah just told me you were going with her
Yeah, I did ask her if she wanted to go
A bunch of us from the team are going to Benihana
Then the prom, then Vijay’s parents’ cabin
We’re getting a stretch limo
Your mom must be really glad you’re not taking me
You’re mad. Why are you mad?
I’m not mad, I’m in a great mood
I mean, despite the fact that I’m trapped in a fat suit
That I can’t take off, and despite the fact that everyone
Is making fun of me behind my back
And despite the fact that your little girlfriend
Gave me the stink eye in art class yesterday
Katrina’s not my girlfriend, alright?
And I doubt that she gave you the stink eye
That's just the way her face looks, that's just her face
Yeah, you just take Soupy Sales to prom
I can think of so many cooler things to do that night
Like, you know what, Bleek? I might pumice my feet
I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church
Maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? 'Cause all those things would be exponentially cooler
Than going to prom with you
You’re being really immature
You have no reason to be mad at me
I mean, you broke my heart
I should be royally ticked at you, you know?
I should be really cheesed off
I shouldn’t wanna talk to you anymore
Ooh, 'cause I got bored and had sex with you
And then I didn’t, like, marry you?
Like I’d marry you
You would be the meanest wife ever
And I know you weren’t bored that day
Because there was a lot of stuff on TV
And then The Blair Witch Project was coming on Starz
And you were like: “I haven't seen this since it came out"
"So, we should watch it"
And then: "Oh, we should just make out instead, la-la-la.”
You just take Katrina the Douche Packer to the prom
And I’m sure you two will have like a really bitchin’ time!
Well, I still have your underwear
I still have your virginity
Would you shut up?
What? Are you ashamed that we did it?
No...
Well at least you don’t have to have the evidence under your sweater, I’m a planet!
Wait, wait, let me get your bag, you shouldn't be carrying it
What’s another ten pounds?