You’ve Got a Billion and I’ve Got a Half

You've got a billion and I've got a half
You've got a billion and I've got a half
Laugh like a drain in your bubble bath
All sweat, fat white like a veal calf

You've got a billion and I've got a half
You've got a billion and I've got a half
Let's book half of Claridge's
I'll bring the mule and you'll bring the carriages

You've got a billion and I've got a half
You've got a billion and I've got a half
I'll give ten and you'll give twenty
Even though the party got plenty

You've got a billion and I've got a half
You've got a billion and I've got a half
I can burn down a hospital
Wait just a minute now there
It's a moral thing

Need a billion, need a billion
Need a billion, need a billion
Need a billion, need a billion
Need a billion, need a billion

Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, ah

Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I

Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need a billion, need a billion, God I
Need oblivion, need oblivion, God I
Need oblivion, need oblivion, God I
Need oblivion, need oblivion, God is
This oblivion, this oblivion, God is
This oblivion, this oblivion, God is