COMIC PANIC!!!

icho yacha imasuka
charenji dane! Omoshiroi manga ka
nani ga ī kana? Nē, ran? Eh? Un
hajimari, hajimari~

toriaezu dōsunno? (Do it!)
tonikaku batoru (Do it!)
purasu seishun wo!
izure mo doramatikku de!

sore kara dōsunno? (Do it!)
atsui yūjō ni (do it!)
munekyun wo irete
hatesate dōnaru? Tenkai?

nazoppoi chi ga kakusei shichatte
sugoi chikara de katsuyaku surunda!
mō sudeni gimon nandakedo
mechakucha ni tonikaku tsuyoku natte
me kara bīmu de aite wo dokan! de arere?
kore de matomaru no? Fuan shikanai

emo sugiru sutōrī dokiwaku shite
ketsumatsu wa yappa happīendingu!
himitsuri no andoroido
supai katsudō de romantikku
imi wakannai (sore ga ījan!)

hachamechana sutōrī kakimazetara
moshikashite? nante kitai shite!
tanoshīkereba okkē jan?
itsumodōri no minna ga
mā ikka de egao ni naru
(Do it! Do it! Let's enjoy now!)

konnande susunde īno? (Do it!)
yōki ni hakarae (do it!)
doryōku shite kuyo!
izure mo ereganto ni!

kinishicha make nanda (do it!)
noranakya sonda (do it!)
horahora! oide
hate sate dōnaru?! Tenkai

kobushi ni chikau inochi no sakebi
soba ni iteyo hanasanaide yo nē!
hakushin no engi ga semaru
akiramecha damena noda tsugutteko
akuma mitaina yatsura mo taosanakucha!
mada mada tsuzukuno? Mondai shikanai

rabugyagu na sutōrī yakimoki shite
ketsumatsu aete baddoendingu?
isekai kara tenseichū
nichiya towazu ni majikaru
imi wakannai (sore ga ījan!)

yosōgai no sutōrī uetoshita wo
hanten shitara shin hakken shita?!
tanoshī koto wa katsunda
itsumodōri no minna ga
mā ikka de egao ni naru

(What's up?) Happīna endingu?
(What's up?) Baddona endingu?
(What's up?) Docchi ga docchi?!
(ījan! ījan!)
(seikai nantenai!)

emo sugiru story dokiwaku shite
ketsumatsu wa yappa happīendingu!
himitsuri no androido
supai katsudō de romantikku
imi wakannai (sore ga ījan!)

hachamechana sutōrī kakimazetara
moshikashite? nande kitai shite!
tanoshīkereba okkē jan?
itsumodōri no minna ga
mā ikka de egao ni naru
(Do it! Do it! Let's enjoy now!)