The Eating of Soil

[Verse 1: Aidan]
When I was in the rut
Feeling like I’m King Tut
Being hungry for so long
Then I eat soil in a thong
I pick it up with my feet
Man I say it can’t be beat
You may know my name when you hear it
Feet soil eater in the dirt pit

[Chorus: Aidan]
If you try to plant your flowers
You may feel a loss of power
Because your farming I will foil
When I start eating soil
When I do you feel defeat
Because I do it with my feet
When I do you feel defeat
Because I do it with my feet

[Verse 2: feet]
They call me feet the soil eater
Every day I eat 10 liters
Wanna know ‘bout soil? I’m the teacher
I can teach all the procedures
Feet’s the name, soil’s my game
I’d rather drink mud than drink champagne
Dirt is lame, I set it aflame
I don’t mean the album by Alice in Chains

[Chorus: feet]
If you try to plant your flowers
You may feel a loss of power
Because your farming I will foil
When I start eating soil
When I do you feel defeat
Because I do it with my feet
When I do you feel defeat
Because I do it with my feet

[Verse 3: Aidan and feet]
Drinking up all the mud
Hope that I don’t shit blood
Great taste on my tongue
I feel the soil in my lungs
I walk around then look down
There’s no more soil to be found
Now I look like a clown
Waiting for more soil out of the ground
Looking for soil, all I desire
But the ground only gets drier
I wish for it to be more wet
We’re like Romeo and Juliet
Soil is best when fertilized
It tastes better than advertised
Soil to me is like a prize
Until it’s mine I’m paralyzed

[Chorus: Aidan and feet]
If you try to plant your flowers
You may feel a loss of power
Because your farming I will foil
When I start eating soil
When I do you feel defeat
Because I do it with my feet
When I do you feel defeat
Because I do it with my feet