Road Safety
You must be aware of your underwear
When you travel by car, be it near or far
The wrong choice of briefs makes your journey less brief
Wear the wrong skids and your vehicle may skid
I don't understand how
Your underwear could save so many lives
But please consider this each time you drive
Rubber knickers rubber knickers
Cause delays
Rubber knickers rubber knickers
Can cause accidents
Rubber knickers rubber knickers (Rubber knickers)
Are not safe
Rubber knickers rubber knickers (Rubber knickers)
Can even lead to deaths
Rubber knickers rubber knickers (Rubber knickers)
They look great
Rubber knickers rubber knickers (Rubber knickers)
They can really chafe
Please don't wear your rubber knickers
Please don't wear your knickers