Consumer Decency

I killed a woman in the 10 Items or Less Lane
She was so rude
Get your hands off of my food

Get your hands off of my Tang
Get your hands off of my astronaut Tang
Oh, bastard!
You'll die for Consumer Decency

I beat 'em to death with a boneless chicken
I didn't wanna do it
But he made me...
He made me do it
Mr. Whipple squeezed him a little
Mr. Whipple squeezed him a little
I saw his sacrifice
It was pentacostal

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I felt something,...
Unusual
I felt something,...
Unusual
I feel something,...
Unusual

Everytime you bag my things
It's wonderful
Everytime you ring it up
It's beautiful
Everytime, every time
Everytime, I'm waiting in line
Everytime, every time
Everytime, you check my produce
Everytime, every time, every time,...

Everytime you bag or double bag my things