Mo. 63

[Verse 1]
Both of my hands, they got the white knuckles from being in the dash
What if we get into an accident
And I don't have no cash?
There’s always whiplash

[Verse 2]
Fat farting Guernseys
Chew their cuds at me
Missouri 63

[Verse 3]
Big Buford lawman ten miles from Moberly
He says "you got a taillight on the right side that don’t work properly"
Missouri 63

[Outro]
I still got 25 miles to go
Before I get to Macon
Then I gotta get on the 36