Where’s My Money?

My second cousin needed cash
A hundred dollars overnight
The next day, I found him shootin' dice
And said, "Buddy, where's my money?"

I got a... 'nother friend who needed funds
Floated fifty for his rent
Six weeks later, I ain't seen a cent
I said, "Buddy, where's my money?"

If you need a favor, you can come to me
But ev'rybody knows nothin' is free
If you borrow, and ya slow to pay
You can bet I'm gonna find ya someday

Now my brother hit me up for some help
Eight bones for his bookie
When he came back, with half what he took
I said, "Brother, where's my money?"

It's the same story with my sister
Sent her two bills to square a bet
A month later, she ain't paid me yet
I said, "Honey, where's my money?"

If you need a favor, you can come to me
But ev'rybody knows nothin' is free
If you borrow, and ya slow to pay
You can bet I'm gonna find ya someday