Brand New Woman

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With some brand new ideas
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On a brand new mission
And it's keeping my head clear
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With some brand new ideas
Brand new, brand new
On a brand new mission
And it's keeping my head clear
Brand new, brand new

No more fantasies of a man holding me
Now I'm the only one who's controlling me
Cause I'm a brand new woman

I got money for my nails, my hair, Dior underwear
I bought ten pair on my way to Bel Air
I'm a brand new woman, take a brand new look
I got my own bank account with my own checkbook
So when you call and I don't pick up, you know why,
I'm out there shopping for a brand new guy

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