Nothing Rhymes with Christmas

Julian Fleisher

[Verse 1]
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
Every poet knows
Try to rhyme with Christmas
You’ll end up with prose
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
It is widely known
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
Check it on your phone

You can stand in line for Christmas
Waiting for a rhyme for Christmas
Hope you get more time for Christmas
If you don’t, here’s mine for Christmas

[Chorus]
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
There’s not much you can do
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
But guess what’s also true

Don’t need a rhyme for Christmas
Only you

[Verse 2]
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
Get that through your head
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
Try “Hanukah” instead
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
Though it may seem absurd
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
Not a single word

Well, one word almost rhymes with Christmas
But who can hear the chimes of Christmas
Stranded on some desert isthmus?
You can keep that rhyme for Christmas

[Chorus]
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
There’s not much you can do
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
But guess what’s also true

Don’t need a rhyme for Christmas
Only you

[Bridge]
It’s a losing game
You could go insane
I’m telling you the truth
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
Verily forsooth

But I don’t need a rhyme for Christmas
What would be divine for Christmas
Is if, just in time for Christmas
Santa made you mine for Christmas

[Verse 3]
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
It can make you frown
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
But turn it upside-down

[Outro]
‘Cause nothing rhymes with Christmas
But like he who’s been by you kissmas
One fine thing is also true
Nothing rhymes with Christmas
Just in time for Christmas
Don’t need a rhyme for Christmas
Only you

Curiosités sur la chanson Nothing Rhymes with Christmas de Ana Gasteyer

Quand la chanson “Nothing Rhymes with Christmas” a-t-elle été lancée par Ana Gasteyer?
La chanson Nothing Rhymes with Christmas a été lancée en 2019, sur l’album “sugar & booze”.
Qui a composé la chanson “Nothing Rhymes with Christmas” de Ana Gasteyer?
La chanson “Nothing Rhymes with Christmas” de Ana Gasteyer a été composée par Julian Fleisher.

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