Hide the Decline (We’re No Better Than You)

I don’t know what I’m doing
I’ve never read a journal on climate science before
All that I know I know from reading Wishart and Bellamy
Don’t show me the door
I heard they hid the decline
And that was good enough for me and my backward advice
I heard they used a trick, they used a trick, they used a trick
To hide what they thought were Gaia’s white lies
I know I’m just a guy but they think they know better
And we’re no better than you
We’re no better than you
I’ve never worn a white coat
Or learned the difference between mean, mode and median
Still I feel I’m qualified
They’ve never been, never been, never been in a real job
Argument over
I know I’m just a guy but they think they know better
Cause they’re no better than you
And we’re no better than you
We’re no better than you
I know I’m just a fraud but they think they know better
Cause they know better
And we know better than you
We know better than you
Because we are the scientists and you are just denialists
Because we are the nihilists and you are too idealistic
It makes one cry for the days before the internet ruined our collective intellect
We’re no better than you