God Bless Alcohol

God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless... God bless alcohol

We got whiskey for my father, it helps him to forget
We got beer for my brother, his liver will regret it
We got vodka for my sister, it helps her on her way
And vino for my mother to get her through the day

We got rum for my cousin, cos he's a navy man
We got brandy for old grandad, remember foreign lands
We got sherry for the vicar, we know it helps him pray
And gin for the magistrates to put us all away

I need a little tipple, my nerves are getting bad
So get another bottle, but don’t you tell your dad
I'll hide it in the oven, no one will ever know
And when I'm smashed out of my head it’s off to bed I go

Chorus:
So it's god bless the sinners, God bless us all
God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go
God bless our bodies
God bless our souls
God bless our brains and God bless alcohol

(Yeehaw)

There's booze for the doctor, he's one of the boys
There's booze for the Rockstar, he makes a fucking noise
There's booze for the hooker, her work is never done
And booze for the athlete, he's gonna run and run
There's booze for the Royals, and booze for the poor
There’s booze for the MPs, they’re always wanting more
With a devil on my shoulder, and a JD in my hand
I'll shit my fucking pants, and I’ll fight with any man

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, now what do we ’ave 'ere
Now move along on my son, but you can leave your beer
But don't you be so cheeky or you will take your fall
You know it makes us happy to hold a policeman's ball

Chorus:
So it's god bless the sinners, God bless us all
God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go
God bless our bodies
God bless our souls
God bless our brains and God bless alcohol

Let's drink to the assholes, let's drink to forget
Let's drink to the wankers, we wish we'd never met
And when our belly's full, we're laying on the floor
We're spewing up, we're callous, and drink some fucking more
So fill up your glasses, stop talking out your asses
Raise your glass to gentlemen and the working classes
Raise your glass to teachers for six of the best
And raise a glass you bastards, let's all get fucking pissed

Chorus:
So it's god bless the sinners, God bless us all
God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go
God bless our bodies
God bless our souls
God bless our brains and God bless alcohol

God bless the sinners, God bless us all
God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go
God bless our bodies
God bless our souls
God bless our brains and God bless alcohol
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