Mulder & Scully

Love me, Love me, David Duchovny
Stick it in Gillian
Oh, hear me, hear me, Fox TV

'Cause I am convinced we'd all be free
And checkers in line would smile at me
And gas station clerks would give me gas for free
That goddamn bouncer wouldn't ask me for ten forms of I.D.

And people would be kind
And lovers wouldn't fight
Maybe my bed wouldn't feel so lonely at night
And god would seem fair
And life would seem better
Yeah, god would seem fair
And life would seem better
God would seem fair
And life would seem better…

If Mulder and Scully just slept together next week