Bartimaeus Eyes (Parody of ”Bette Davis Eyes”)
He heard 'em holler, "Ho!"
Here comes Jesus Christ
The man would never know
He's got Bartimaeus eyes
He turned as soon as they told him
He don't have any sight
He's sure he soon will, though
He's got Bartimaeus eyes
He said, Jesus -- if He sees me
I'll be better, yes indeedy
("'Cause they told us")
That He knows just what it
Takes to make us robust
He's gotta precious gospel
For stand-up guys
Who've got--Bartimaeus eyes
They said to stay real calm
He went and yapped in spite
He laid it on the Lord
He's got Bartimaeus eyes
It takes a humble attitude
Calling out to the Christ
But if we somehow do
We've got Bartimaeus eyes
Well, it shows you
And it's so true
All the people that come
Are supposed to
("Jesus chose us")
And He knows just what it
Takes to make us focus
God employs things we despise
Just like--Bartimaeus' eyes
[Turnaround]
He'll complete you --
And He'll lead you
Off to pastures just to feed you
Sheep are atrocious
Yet He knows just what it
Takes to make a soul trust
All the world needs Jesus Christ
We've got--Bartimaeus eyes
[Turnaround]
He sees you --
He'll unfreeze you
Just don't refuse
We've got Bartimaeus eyes
It'll explode you --
Once you know Truth
He shows you
We've got Bartimaeus eyes
What still keeps you?