Smart Blest Man

Parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top
(1 Kings 3:5-15, 4:20-34, 10:14-29)

In First Kings 2
My daddy told me what I gotta do
Real soon, Dad died
I had to lead the Israelites
I told God to make me wise as He can
'cause Israel needs to have a smart blest man

Don't want diamond rings
I need wisdom from the King of Kings
God said: "Slick pick!
Since you said that I'm gonna make you rich
They'll come runnin' from the farthest of lands
To hear the Lord's wisdom from a smart, blest man."

LEAD SPOKEN:
I don't know how, how, how ... but He did it
You know what I'm talkin' about!
Got gold, got class
But I don't care because it all will pass
Get faith, find love
If you're smart, those are enough
Then ask God to make you wise as He can
And everyone will say that you're a smart, blest man