They Blindly Speak of Science (Parody of ”She Blinded Me With Science”)

("Ha!")

They're going through the motions
They're tryin' to tenderize the meat
They teach us evolution
Their speech is very Darwin-y
Mm but they blindly speak of science
("They blindly speak of science ... hmm!")
6:20 in First Timothy ("Ey-hey")

("Shamu!")
("Huh-huh")

When I'm standing close to them
(Blindly speak of science-science)

("Science!")

I can tell they're cynical
(Blindly speak of science-science)

("Sciеnce!")

("Science!")

Mmmmm now, but thеy're going through the motions
They wish eternal life to be
A ceaseless evolution
They preach it like a homily
They blindly speak of science
("They blindly speak of science")
They're failing in theology

When these Mensans lecture me
(Blindly speak of science-science)

("Science!")

Mm mm, mm mm, mm
I can feel chicanery
(Blindly speak of science-science)

("Science!")

("Ha!")
But they're going through the motions
Unnaturally making up beliefs
I say they're in collusion
They yell and make it hard on me
They blindly speak of science
("They blindly speak of science")
Mm, ha! -- They're smitten with that knowledge tree

[Instrumental Break]

("Good heavens, this spat's emotional! They're brutal, though!")

("Ayyyy!")
("Mmmm ... I don't believe it! There's just no defense!
They've tidied up, but I can't find evidence
All they do's unwise and Heaven knows
It's just a crazy notion")

But -- they're going through the motions
And when they tenderize the meat
And teach us evolution
Their speech is very Darwin-y
Uhhhh they blindly speak of science
("They blindly speak -- of science")
Don't buy the big myth