I Guess I’ll Have to Change My Plan

(Verse)
I beheld her and was conquered at the start
And placed her on a pedestal apart
I planned a little hideaway
That we could share someday
When I met her, I unfolded all my dreams
And told her how she'd fit into my schemes
Of what bliss is
Then the blow came
When she gave her name
As "Mrs."

(Chorus)
I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
I overlooked that point completely
Before the big affair began

Before I knew where I was at
I found myself upon the shelf, and that was that
I tried to reach the moon, but when I got there
All that I could get was the air
My feet are back upon the ground
I lost the one girl I found

(Chorus 2)
I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
Why did I buy those blue pajamas
Before the big affair began?

My boiling point is much too low
For me to try to be a fly Lothario
I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell
Dwelling in my personal hell
I'll have to change my plan around
I lost the one girl I found