That’s Your Red Wagon

If you wanna go crazy and act like a clown
Be the laughing stock all over town
That's your red wagon
That's your red wagon
So just keep draggin' your red wagon along!

If you stick your nose some place it don't belong
Don't you come to me if things go wrong!
That's your red wagon
That's your red wagon
So just keep draggin' your red wagon along!

When you're making your bed
Remember you'll do the lying there!
When you buttered your bread
Don't expect me to eat your share!

If you're gonna play horses and blow your dough
Don't you run to me if they don't show!
That's your red wagon
That's your red wagon
So just keep draggin' your red wagon along!

So the chick you left me for is tired of you
Baby, why call me 'cause I'm tired too?
That's your red wagon
That's your red wagon
So just keep draggin' your red wagon along!

Now you've finally learned
That you get burned when you play with fire!
Don't come running to me
You can't use me for your spare tire!

If you don't have love songs to fit my key
Baby, don't sing your blues to me!
That's your red wagon
That's your red wagon
So just keep draggin' your red wagon along!