The Cunties

It's real estate's night of nights, it's magical and so jaunty
Everybody's dressed to impress 'cause tonight it's The Cunties

Every single realtor is a cunt, if you lose, don't get grumpy
You're still a cunt, I'm still a cunt, tonight we're all cunties

Who's the biggest cunt, is it you or me?
We're cunts of the air, cunts of the land and the sea
If you've ever sold a house on earth
Well above what it is worth

The best night that you've ever seen
Better than a renovator's dream
Blow out the candles and make a wish
Which one of you earned the biggest commish?
Woah (Ooh, the big commish), it's The Cunties
Yeah (Ooh)
We're all big old cunts