Cannibal Buffet

Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea
My fiance and me
The ship went down, everybody drowned
And I was just glad the
Sea didn't swallow me
Well, I was in distress
'Cause my hair was such a mess
And so I washed up on a beach
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
I'm feelin' well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

Oh, trouble was afoot, they were eating mine
Toeing the party line i was starting to feel
These guys are heels well, truth be told
These cannibals have got soul
Hey, numb-skull look at me
I got a bone to pick with thee
You ain't humorous, stop ribbing me
Have a spine, bone up, boy, set me free

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
I'm feelin' well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
I'm feelin' rare, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

Missionaries came to this place
They taught us manners
Now we cannibals always say grace
"Thank you
Good Lord for this wiener we're
About to eat and
The sweet buns we're gonna stick it in"
And then we eat your face

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
I'm feelin' well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary