USA = #1

[Chorus 1]
Thailand, Japan, no way, I'm from the USA!
Iraq, Iran, no way, I'm from the USA!
Mexico, Colombia, no way, I'm from the USA!
USA! USA! I'm okay with the USA!

[Verse 1]
Hey, hey, I'm from the USA
First-generation, but that's okay
Filled with pride, yeah, high-five
We're number one! We're number one!
Fight!
Win!
Fight!
Win!

[Verse 2]
Pot roast, casserole, mac 'n' cheese, Tootsie Roll
Fatback, mac attack, snickerdoodle, Honey Smacks
Pig pickins', finger-lickin', Cheez Whiz, fried chicken
Gatorade, Minute Maid, TV dinners, crack cocaine!

[Chorus 2]
Eurasia, Fantasia, no way, I'm from the USA!
Nepal, Portugal, no way, I'm from the USA!
UK, Lebanon, no way, I'm from the USA!
USA! USA! I'm okay with the USA!

[Verse 3]
I want more! I want more! Don't, don't stop 'til I get bored
What's next? What's next? What's next? What's next?
What's next? What's next? What's next? What's next?
We burn the sinners, we burn the gas
We are the winners, make it go fast
We burn the sinners, we burn the gas
We are the winners, make it go fast
Make it bigger, make it better
Make it bigger, make it better
Make it bigger, make it better
Make it bigger, make it better

[Outro]
Go to sleep, everything's fine
No one is suffering, no one is dying
Think about puppies and candy and guys
Think happy thoughts while you sleep through the night
And know that if bad guys come for your freedom
Daddy will kill them with his Tommy gun