Everyone in Anal Cunt Is Dumb

Is that Scott and Tim, or Gilbert and Lewis
I let them in the band, didn't know that they'd screw us
Mike Mahan had no brains, Tim has no spine
Fred's a fucking asshole, and Paul would always whine

First we had a spic, a pollack, and a geek
Who'll play guitar for Anal Cunt next week?
Seth's an alcoholic, Tim can't play drums
Everyone in Anal Cunt is dumb

Fred had his hair in those stupid fucking braids
Tim has a kid, but he never gets laid
John dyed his hair, so we kicked him out of the band
Scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand