Bernstein - I hate music!: A big Indian and a little Indian
Leonard Bernstein
A big Indian and a little Indian were walking down the street
The little Indian was the son of the big Indian
But the big Indian was the not the father of the little Indian
You see the riddle is
If the little Indian was the son of the big Indian
But the big Indian was not the father of the little Indian
Then who was he? I'll give you two measures
His mother!