And then there's the crab,
Who complains bitterly
About how things aren't how
She wants them to be.
She moves very slowly,
Inch upon inch;
With her claws she will paw you
And give you a pinch.
She's crusty, she's crass,
She's also quite rude,
And if she's not careful
She ends up as food
Old Dogs, New Tricks
Old Dogs, New Tricks
1975 • I Eat Kids
Old Dogs, New Tricks
Old Dogs, New Tricks
Old Dogs, New Tricks
Old Dogs, New Tricks
1977 • My Brother Thinks He's a Banana and Other Provocative Songs for Children
Old Dogs, New Tricks
1977 • My Brother Thinks He's a Banana and Other Provocative Songs for Children
1977 • My Brother Thinks He's a Banana and Other Provocative Songs for Children
1977 • My Brother Thinks He's a Banana and Other Provocative Songs for Children