Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer [Bonus Track]

You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Is it Herman? (no)
Is it Sherman? (no)
Is it Eddie, is it Freddy (no, no, no)
Is it Elton? (no)
Is it Billy? (no)
Is it Sting perhaps?
(Oh you'll never ever get it)
(Don't snap your caps)

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Play in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Then all the reindeer loved him
And they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!"

You better keep your nose
A red red rose
(You better keep your beak
All pink and sweet)
You better keep your shnaz
Maroon because
You will go down in history