Music To Barter To

[Intro]
I barter a lot
I’m hotter than hot
I barter a lot
Let’s see what you got

[Verse 1]
I go to the stall and the man always says
“What do you want? What do you want?”
And I say to him, “I need a bargain, Mr. barter man”
Oh, you’re the Barter Queen!

[Chorus]
I wish I was smarter than you
But instead I make music to barter to you
I wish I could sneeze and have a ‘bless you!’
But instead I make music to barter to
To barter to, to, oh, oh, oh

[Verse 2]
Hello! Hello there, Mr. man!
What you got for me?
Have you got anything cheap?
Oh, I don’t like that
Oh, that’s nice, how much is that?
Give me some, give me some
I only want it if it’s a bargain!
Oh, 10p, I don’t want it for 10p!
9p? No, no, I’ll have it for four!
Six that’s brilliant! Yeah!
Yes I am the Barter Queen
Herе I come, here I bе
Once you looked at me
You know I’m the Barter Queen!

[Chorus]
I wish I was smarter than you
But instead I make music to barter to you
I wish I could sneeze and have a “bless you!”
But instead I make music to barter to
To barter to, to, oh, oh, oh

[Outro]
I’ve got my music to barter to
Have you got your music and I’ll barter for you
Yeah, I’ve got my music to barter to
Have you got your music and I’ll barter for you