God’s Name is Gary
[Chorus: Bat]
Maybe it is
Maybe it isn't
But I think God
Might be named Gary
[Verse 1: Bat]
I am a cool guy
Because of Gary
I like my cool pie
Because of Gary
All men exist
Because of Gary
Thatcher’s grave I pissed
Because she had a stroke, man
[Chorus: Bat]
Maybe it is
Maybe it isn't
But I think God
Might be named Gary
[Verse 2: Prez]
Yo, yo, yo
Fuck the bat
Throw him in a ditch
He ate my sandwich
I was a fan of his Twitch
And he owns a Switch
That's so average
I hate Bat mostly because he’s a fucking nig-