Prez

[Chorus]
You are uncool
Cool you are not
You wish you were cool
But you are not cool
Prez is not cool

[Verse 1]
I be praying in a church
Call that talking to God
I'll put your small wee in a hearse
And eat a tasty cod
You are an uncool guy
Eat an uncool pie
Just kidding all pies are cool
So you get none, you're uncool
I be praying in church
Call that talking to God

[Chorus]
You are uncool
Cool you are not
You wish you were cool
But you are not cool
Prez is not cool

[Verse 2]
I be running outside
Call that being exercised
I'll pee on your pride
Your pee won't be advertised
My wee range is wide
The way you're cool is classified
But I have it in this guide
You'd be cooler if you coolified
I be running outside
Call that being exercised

[Chorus]
You are uncool
Cool you are not
You wish you were cool
But you are not cool
Prez is not cool