Eddie

From the day he was born he was trouble
He was a thorn in his mother's side
She tried in vain
But he never caused her nothing but pain
He left home the day she died

From the day she was gone all he wanted
Was Rock N' Roll porn and a motorbike

Shooting up junk

He was a low down cheap little punk!

Taking everyone for a ride!

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid!
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife-

What a guy!

Makes you cry!

And I did

Everybody shoved him i very nearly loved him
I said: "Hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity!"
But he locked the door
And threw away the key!

But he must've been drawn into something
Making him warn me in a note which read:

I'm out of my head!

Out of my head!

Hurry, or I may be dead!

They mustn't carry out their evil deed!

OW!

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid!
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife-

What a guy!

Makes you cry!

And I did

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid!
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

What a guy!

Makes you cry!

And I did

What a guy!

Makes you cry!

And I did

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid!
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

(Sighs) Eddie