You Ruined Christmas
The day we met is one
That I will always remember
I saw you at a bakery
Last year in December
It felt like a movie
I hated you at first
But you eventually wooed me
Though you said the holidays
Were too overrated
I knew that I could show you
How to not be so jaded
And helped you see the magic
So when you dumped me back in August
It was totally tragic
Congratulations
You ruined Christmas
I never thought I'd have a reason
To start hating my favorite season
I should be jolly
But my head is filled with all these
Memories I'm stuck reliving
'Cause you're the gift that won't stop
Giving me grief
I can't believe
You ruined Christmas
When I told Santa finding love
Was all that I needed
I probably should have specified
I wanted to keep it
But I was way too busy
Waiting under mistletoe
And hoping you'd kiss me
In retrospect I never
Should have made the decision
To have you be a part of
All my yearly traditions
Most of them are ruined
Can't even hang my stocking
Without thinking of you and
Congratulations
You ruined Christmas
I never thought I'd have a reason
To start hating my favorite season
I should be jolly
But my head is filled with all these
Memories I'm stuck reliving
'Cause you're the gift that won't stop
Giving me grief
I can't believe
You ruined Christmas
There's no way I can have
Goodwill towards men
Unless they're made of snow
I'm done with them
Congratulations
You ruined Christmas
I never thought I'd have a reason
To start hating my favorite season
I should be jolly
But my head is filled with all these
Memories I'm stuck reliving
'Cause you're the gift that won't stop
Giving me grief
I can't believe
You ruined Christmas
I can't believe
You ruined Christmas