A Party For Santa

Christmastime is the time for giving
We learn this when we are small
But from year to year it's the same ol' thing:
Santa's coming to call
We try to ignore it - forget it -
This we know is true
So this coming Christmas let's all make an effort
Get a present for Santa too

Let's trade in the old sled and the reindeer
For a big car and a chauffeur
Get a helicopter - oh can't you see
That everyone loves Santa too
Yeah

Christmas is here and we're all having fun
Santa's bought presents for everyone
But he had to squeeze through a chimney for us -
What a horrible place to pass

Why not open your window or a front door
So Santa can bring his gifts
He's climbing to our rooftops and coming through our chimneys
It's a whole lot of stupidness

Move him from the North Pole to Rio
Get him an apartment with modern equipment
A maid and a butler - let's show our love
For dear old Santa Claus

Yeah

Everyone's drinking their whiskey and rum
Ol' Santa is getting on
And his jingle bells, jingle bells, dear ol' Santa Claus
Is wearing those same old clothes

We should be ashamed - we should be plagued
To treat Santa Claus like a brute
So let's chip in some dollars, get him to the tailor's
For a new continental suit

Take him out to a night club or a movie
Get him some fine chicks, throw him a party
It's time to chip in and to do our share
To make sure he comes more than once a year
Yeah