Bigfoot
[Verse 1]
I'm a sasquatch
Yeah I'm a Bigfoot
You want my feedback
Got your dick to input
I like to fuck dudes
They like to fuck me
I'm proud as can be
Of my versatility
The Eighth Wonder
A myth, legendary
I'm up in the forest
Get down with the fairies
I'm hairy, and smelly
With fur up on my belly
I know you want my jelly
'Cos my Twitter feed just tell me
Stomp around hard (grrah)
Like I own the place (grrah)
Impressed with my features
Can't stop lookin' at my face
Sexy smile
Sinkin' in
Magic Eye
Twinklin'
3D dick in my pants
I know just what you're thinkin'-in
[Chorus]
I'm a Bigfoot
I'm a sasquatch
That ass'll be mine
While your man watch
I'm a Bigfoot
I'm a sasquatch
That ass'll be mine
Wh-while your man watch
While your man watch
While your man watch
That ass'll be mine
Wh-wh-while your man watch
Bigfoot – heyyy!
Bigfoot – heyyy!
[Verse 2]
Daybreak hustlin'
Bushes they be rustlin'
Wack-ass spares be slackin'
While they suck, so I get rough with 'em
Venus fly trap?
I'm a penis guy trap
Get you in that jockstrap
Run my finger down your... crack
'Cos I likes what I sees and I takes it
Stuck in my sticky – you're happy to taste it
This ain't no hoax, boo
Big Dipper live
Everything you 'bout to
I already did
My confidence exudes
My exuberance protrudes
Pitch a tent in the woods
Rub two sticks, that's the groove
They call me Big Dipper, yeah
They don't lie
I'm a big, beefy, horny, hairy
Beary kinda guy!
[Chorus]
I'm a Bigfoot
I'm a sasquatch
That ass'll be mine
While your man watch
I'm a Bigfoot
I'm a sasquatch
That ass'll be mine
Wh-while your man watch
While your man watch
While your man watch
That ass'll be mine
Wh-wh-while your man watch
Bigfoot – heyyy!
Bigfoot – heyyy! (Brrr!)