The Dog House

I was born in the wrong way lane
Have me once you'll never be the same
Big Dipper with a capital D
All these mamas hitting on me

I'm in the dog house
Oh yeah

Take the bathroom when you need to pee
Pretty mama there's nothing here to see
I can't hold it, I'll be quick
Come out all covered in shit

I'm in the dog house
Oh yeah

Get drunk and I come home late
Oh shit, whoops, we had a date
I'd grab a case of PBR
But the Gov done impounded my car

I'm in the dog house
Oh yeah

Washed out on the side of the road
Big Dipper just wants to come home
This ain't what I thought
It's pretty chilly and it stinks a lot
Got no room for the boots Io
Just room for a rotten cot
So honey please let me in
I promise to repent for my sins

I'm in the dog house
Oh yeah