FOUND FOOTAGE???

Oh my god, oh my god everyone
Everyone I- I found
I found a thing, a CD, a song in the woods
Umm, it might belong to a cult or something
But I'm just gonna, sh- uhhhhhhhh
Let's put it in the player, thingamado
Let's see what it sounds like
(puts it in the CD player)

What the?
Join my cult, it's in the woods
Oooh yeah
I'm gonna eat your brain
I don't know how to play piano but I'm gonna recruit you anyway

(banging noises)
OH OH OH
THEY FOUND ME THEY FOUND ME They found me...
H-HamUs, is, LORD

Haha, you got murdered
Wee wee wee, wee-wee wee wee wee-wee
Wee wee wee, wee-wee wee wee wee-wee
Wee wee wee, wee-wee wee wee wee-wee
Stop it, you've already recorded the footage just leave them there to die
But it's funny-
LeAVe them there to die!
Ok, goodbye