ZYRTEC
Yo, this a true story
Yes sir, it is [gargles] (yuh)
[gargles] Zyrtec Zyrtec, ugh
Oh my god I gotta stop garlgling, (o-eh)
(yuh)
I've been poppin' pills, taking Zyrtec every night
I can't pay them bills when it's time for some Fortnite
Even all my friends hurt, when I stick my schlong in that Minecraft Dispenser
I'm nuttin' all night (yu-)
Chompin' on Zyrtec, uh
I really be workin', uh
My eyeballs be hurtin', uh
The penis emergin', uh
The penises, merging?
Wait a minute
DO NOT CROSS THE STREAMS
DO NOT
I REPEAT, Do Not Cross The Streams
Do Not, uhhhhh
Baah dooooooooooon't
[YaBoiYardstick]
Alright, so
I- I just- I've had so much Zyrtec lately
Everytime I go outside it's just pure pain and torture
(agh)
Zyrtec, Zyrtec, Zyrtec, yuh
I be poppin' Zyrtec, uh
I be poppin' Zyrtec, uh
Yeah, uh, yeah, pills in my mouth
(zyrtec, daddy~)
[big hamus]
I want the Zyrtec daddy~
Give me, ugh~
Pop, poppin'