Fat Man

The Fat Man!

Who's that walking down the street
With a soupspot on his coat?
Who's got big fat flip-flappin' feet
And a shoesize like a boat?

Who lets, oh my, make his shirts
From a six by six foot sheet?
Who laughs off the health-experts
And eats just what he wants to eat?

Ha Ha Ha, Ha, the Fat Man!
Ha Ha Ha, Ha, the Fat Man!
The Happy Fat Man!
Fat Man!

He knows just where he can find
The best baked beans and pork
He's got nothin' on his mind
If it won't fit on a fork

Happy single-minded cat
With a figure like a ball
He don't worry 'bout the fat
He says, he's wide as he is tall

Ha Ha Ha, Ha, the Fat Man!
Ha Ha Ha, Ha, the Fat Man!
The Happy Fat Man!
Fat Man!

He knows just where he can find
The best baked beans and pork
He's got nothin' on his mind
If it won't fit on a fork

Happy single-minded cat
With a figure like a ball
He don't worry 'bout the fat
He says, he's wide as he is tall

Ha Ha Ha, Ha, the Fat Man!
Ha Ha Ha, Ha, the Fat Man!
The Happy Fat Man!

Bill Ramsey