Police Came to My Show

Police came to my show tonight
And I did it up

Police came to my show tonight
And I did it up
Police came to my show tonight
And I did it up
Police came to my show tonight
And I did it up
Police came to my show tonight

Police came to my show tonight
Paid the cover price soon as I seent em
I knew something wasn't right
Plainclothes but the nose knows
Ya boy don't doze
No matter how the dro glow, ya boy stay woke
Ain't hard to tell
Empty venue and you gettin
Paid offa door sales drain pale ale "Mo
You good to go? Let's get this
Coffin nailed" top hat and tails
Tap shoes case I haveta make bail
They smirk, smilin'
I'm dialed in on an island
Peeling songs, ceiling gone
Tour muscles strong
People sparse, but they in the palm
In the zone
Inside the park and I made it home
Cap tipped to the crowd
Whoever knew the lyrics
And in that spirit, ran back out
And took a bow

Police came to my show tonight
And I did it up
Police came to my show tonight
And I did it up
Police came to my show tonight
And I did it up
Police came to my show tonight

Wanted to know if they got they money worth
Both slipped out after my last verse
Zero merch sales later, I'm at the bar
Seltzer water, omeprazole chaser
Original plan was pay the piper later
But as it turns out he bout his paper
Promoter insisted one for the road
"Thought folks would come out
But you never know"
I replied, "So it goes"
Peace to famous rappers who let
Me open they shows
Green room, green tea, honey in the teaspoon
Green leaf pruned, rolled and creased
Fruit and cheese plate, I ate all the dates
Backstage homie like, "bro that was great"
Half my age, trying to trade cassette tapes

I don't even have a cassette player, man

Police came to my show tonight
And I did it up
Police came to my show tonight
We be gettin' hyped to the
Sound of da police
The overseer had the right to get ill
The, the, the right, the right to get ill
Right to get ill, ill, ill
The overseer had the right to get ill
The overseer had the right to get ill
Get ill