Welcome to the Jungle Rot

I’m a man of war
With a cockeyed whore
Who fled the shore
To find more gore
Sailing on the oceans
Nice!
Beach or jungle?
Roll the dice!

Lots of trees and eerie sounds
Apes and snakes and lethal hounds
This is not where I want to be
Can someone end this misery?

Almost killed by spiders there
I can’t have fun anywhere
Death is certain, life is not
Welcome to the jungle rot

Fast taker
Chainbreaker
Pacemaker
Take me astray!