L.A.S.M.

L.I. - LASM Interviewer(s)
B.S. - When I'm not sure who's talking, or Dres and Lawnge both are
M.L. - Mista Lawnge
Dres - Who else?

(Yo-Yo: "Don't try to play me out, don't try to play me out.")

L.I. - Hello. We are the hosts of L.A.S.M. Association, Ladies Against Sexist Motherfuckers. And today our guests are Black Sheep. You both are from New York, right?
B.S. - Ah. That's true. New York. That's true. Yo
L.I. - You supposedly met in North Carolina?
B.S. - Yea, yea, yea. North Carolina. Yea. Uh huh. Yea, yea
L.I. - So what's the difference between the lifestyles you lead in New York and North Carolina?
B.S. - Trees and building. Trees and buildings
Dres - Basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down there. Up here we just got the hoes. You know what I'm saying
B.S. - Tractors and rakes
L.I. - Dres, you seem to have a conceited personality. Do you?
Dres - Next question, please
L.I. - Ah. Well. In your album, you disrespect women by calling us hoes. Why is that?
Dres - Listen, listen, listen. Honey, "ho" is merely short for "honey." Dig? Ho is short for honey. We just got lazy and dropped the -ney
B.S. - Right. Like when you drop to yo knees. Right, right
L.I. - Wait a minute. Do you call you mother, or sister, or your grandmother a ho? (Go ahead girl)
M.L. - Basically I do. They half hoes. You know what I'm saying. That's my point
L.I. - Mista Lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing?
M.L. - Could we talk about that some other time?
L.I. - But the people want to know
M.L. - Not right now
L.I. - But, but...
M.L. - Look, I said, "Later, man."
L.I. - I can dig it
M.L. - I'll bet she can... hoes all in my business...
L.I. - Hold up, hold up. All professionalism aside: Motherfucker, where do you come off thinking you're God's gift to the world? It is dogs like you that make men look so bad! Do you really think this bullshit is gonna sell?

(beeper goes off)

M.L. - Well listen it's like this. Ah, I'm a very important man
Dres - Right. As you can tell
M.L. - It doesn't really matter because as long as I'm up in somebody, busting somebody's gills...
B.S. - As long as we get some pussy, long as we get some money, we really don't give a...
L.I. - Look, I've had enough of your egotistical, chauvinistic, pimp daddy, immature, couldn't get a real woman even if you wanted to attitude!
Dres - Honey. Listen. Honey, check this out
L.I. - That's it. I can't take it any more
Dres - Honey. Listen. Honey. Listen
L.I. - This is the end of this interview. Later!
B.S. - Come on
L.I. - I said, "Later, man!"
B.S. - He can dig it

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