Big Dumb

[Verse 1: Collin Smith]
You're about as dumb as a saltine cracker
You're about as dumb as a little baby eel
You're about as dumb as a big orange tractor
You're about as dumb as a two course meal
You're about as dumb as a cigarette sausage
You're about as dumb as a cool little kid
You're about as dumb as an itty bitty faucet
You're about as dumb as a puddle of spit

[Chorus: Collin Smith]
You big, dumb piece of poop
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb
You big, dumb piece of crap
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb
You big, dumb sack of potatoes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb
You big, dumb hobo oaf
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb

[Verse 2: Collin Smith]
You're about as dumb as a hot sauce wiener
You're about as dumb as a maplе syrup cop
You're about as dumb as a two liter sweeper
You'rе about as dumb as a detached dock
You're about as dumb as a tree stump frump
You're about as dumb as a popcorn pine tree
You're about as dumb as a piggy bank dump truck
You're about as dumb as a pecan ivory

[Chorus: Collin Smith]
You big, dumb piece of poop
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb
You big, dumb piece of crap
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb
You big, dumb sack of potatoes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb
You big, dumb hobo oaf
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb

{Bridge: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
Wipe down this!
If you spray down poop with disinfectant
Can you eat it? (Can you eat it?)
If you spray down poop with disinfectant
Can you eat it? (Can you eat it?)
If you spray down poop with disinfectant
Can you eat it? (Can you eat it?)
If you spray down poop with disinfectant
Can you eat it? (Can you eat it?)
If you spray down poop with disinfectant
Can you eat it? (Can you eat it?)
If you spray down poop with disinfectant
Can you eat it? (Can you eat it?)
If you spray down poop with disinfectant
Can you eat it? (Can you eat it?)
If you spray down poop with disinfectant
Can you eat it?
Big dumb
Big dumb
Big dumb
Big dumb
Big dumb
Eat it
Dumb

[Chorus: Collin Smith]
You big, dumb piece of poop
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb
You big, dumb piece of crap
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb
You big, dumb sack of potatoes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb
You big, dumb hobo oaf
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big, big, dumb, dumb

[Outro: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
If you spray down poop with disinfectant, can you eat it?
You big dumb piece of poop
Dumb!