Beaver Fever

A show was born in the 50s
About a family so white
The reruns will last forever
So you can watch the show every night
Leave it to Beaver, in the mornin'
Beaver every day of the week
Beaver
Hey Wally, how come your little brother’s a geek?

Ward does squat for a living
But June wears pearls every day
When they wanna make whoopee
Well guess who gets in the way?
Leave it to Beaver, in the bedroom
And Beaver all through the place
Beaver
Gosh Lumpy, the Beaver's always in your face

Now we can't stand Eddie Haskell
He’s always tellin' those lies
When he enters the kitchen
He says, "Mrs. Cleaver, gee you look nice"
Leave it to Beaver, on the cable
Beaver on the UHF
Beaver, you can't avoid it
Beaver's like taxes and death

It's always Beaver, in the mornin'
Beaver all through the night
Let's shoot the Beaver
Beaver!