Oops I Farted Again

Oh no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think I farted again
I made people leave, offended my friends
Oh baby, I just gave it a push
But I didn’t know it was that serious
I could knock down wild horses
But it smells so fragrant to me
Oh baby, baby

Oops, I’m breaking some wind
I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed
Oh baby, baby
Please don’t think I'm a hog
I swear it’s the dog
He’s got bad flatulence

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"Britney, before you go on stage, there’s something I want you to have."
"Oh, it’s beautiful. But wait a minute, isn’t this...?"
"Yes, yes it is. Gas-X and Beano. Went to the pharmacy to get it for you."
"Oh, you shouldn’t have!"
"I had no choice, baby."

Oops I farted again
My cheeks ripped apart, there's no one to blame
Oh baby, baby
Oops, there's a sulfurous gas
Escaping my ass
I've got bad flatulence

Oops!