Headed For The Altar

Last year i bought you a ring
All you nagging convinced me
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And i was asking myself
What the hell was I thinking
And on our wedding day
I was nowhere to be found
You headed for the altar
And I.. headed out of town
I won't spend my life
With the lazy no good woman as my wife
There ain't no way in hell
You'll get me to say I do
A man has got to be drunk
Just to be with you
And on our wedding day
I was nowhere to be found
You headed for the altar
And I.. headed out of town
And on our wedding day
I was nowhere to be found
You headed for the altar
And I.. headed out of town
Headed out of town
Headed out of town
Headed out of town