Karate
Karate
Written, recorded, produced, engineered, & performed by Broc Jesch (Breezy)
1st Verse
Ich ni san shi better protect your body chopping everybody up like the Karate Kid with a ninja star through their eyelid fucking them up you bet I did kickboxer chosen-one I’m Daniel-son don’t nobody want none with this smasher grand master counterattacking you faster with a katana I’m a slasher street fighter with a blackbelt my crane kick you felt dealt with a son of a bitch like Bruce Lee dressed as a ninja like Shinobi that’ll take you to the dojo and murk you what you don’t know might hurt you my Kill Bill skill will astonish you an one good punch will demolish you report me but I’ll scram feeling like Bloodsport and I’m Jean-Claude Van Damme rocking a red bandana like Raphael chopping everybody to hell only time will tell until they all know I go psycho like Sub-Zero flawless fatality I’ll be in the dojo like Donatello all about that
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Karate (2X)
Chopping everybody with that karate (2X)
It’s that karate
They don’t really want to try to battle me rattle me try to rat on me then I got to drop that mother fucker like I do karate (4X)
2nd Verse
Disabling any opponent giving anybody a hurts donut like Liu Kang I will end ya I super smash in a mask like a ninja striking everybody giving no fucks with a bo staff or nunchucks better watch what you say because you seem kind of gay an seem so passé better bow down to your sensei with a blackbelt my bicycle kick you felt dealt with a son of a bitch like Goro making everybody around go loco I’ll hit them with the kendo then K.O. the attacker I’ll crush a white cracker with martial arts that will astonish you in Mortal Kombat I’ll demolish you even if you know taekwondo I will cave-in your skull you’re faker than fuck you’re like Steven Seagal now try to practice in a dojo but you won’t go very far I will finish you with a Chinese throwing star I’ll sabotage and put a hole through your body I’ll be in the garage all day practicing some of that counterattacking kick-ass
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3rd Verse
You don’t know jiujitsu or kung fu do you I’m a karate master guru breaking through with a sword made out of bamboo I will outdo all of you and chop you into two top pro martial arts champion that’ll put you to sleep like an ambien I’ll enter the dragon like a samurai assassin a striker with a blackbelt my flying dragon kick you felt dealt with a son of a bitch like Chuck Norris kind of like you got kicked by a tyrannosaurus like an iron maiden I will punish you like Raiden I will astonish you like Satan that will demolish you an on the final match I will abolish you try to fight me but you won’t stabilize an my karate chops will paralyze I’ll throw a back-hand just like Jackie Chan that’d fuck up anybody from Japan bitch I’m the man with an Evil Dead evil hand nobody really wants it with me seriously I’ll be in the garden with Mr. Miyagi doing some of that good ol’ unfuckwithable
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Song Title: Karate
Artist: Breezy
Album: Cthulhu
Producer: Broc Jesch (Breezy)
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