Asking for a Friend

I’m done with petty

I’m done with fighting over stupid boys

That aren’t even pretty

And I never see again

I’m feeling lonely

Like I’m the only one that’s left on earth

Nobody knows me

So if you're hearing this

I’ve got a question for you

Do you know anyone sarcastic, who tells the same jokes as me?

Who’s self deprecating, but sounds optimistic when they speak?

Shys away from compliments, but gives them without jealousy?

I’m just ""asking for a friend""

Da doo da dee

Where can I find one of them?

Da doo da dee

I kinda feel pathetic, it’s border-lining desperate

Wish this loneliness would end

I’m just Asking for a Friend

To be there when I get married

Standing next to me wearing a green ugly dress

And when life gets messy

Will help me sort it out like it’s a game of chess

I realize now when I’m all alone

I Need somebody to cry to on the phone

I’m just asking for a friend

Da doo da dee

Where can I find one of them?

Da doo da dee

I kinda feel pathetic, it’s border-lining desperate

Wish this loneliness would end

I’m just Asking for a Friend

Do you know anyone sarcastic, who tells the same jokes as me?

Who’s self deprecating, but sounds optimistic when they speak?

Shys away from compliments, but gives them without jealousy ?

I’m just asking for a friend

Mhmm

Where can I find one of them?

Mhmmm

I kinda feel pathetic, it’s border-lining desperate

Wish this loneliness would end

I’m just Asking for a Friend