Clean up Your Act If You Wanna Talk Dirty to Me

It's the middle of the night and you ought be sleeping
But you've got my loving on your mind
Don't you dig around while I do my dreamin
You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

You're a Sloppy Joe (Sloppy Joe)
cnd a Dirty Old Dan (Dirty Old Dan)
You better tidy up (tidy up)
If you wanna dance (wanna dance)
Well you got this tank running on empty
You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

When you play in dirt well then your tracks are all muddy
cnd this kind of kitty she ain't one to sweep
So get that tarnish polished up if you're gonna get fancy
Better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

You're a Sloppy Joe (Sloppy Joe)
cnd a Dirty Old Dan (Dirty Old Dan)
You better tidy up (tidy up)
If you wanna dance (wanna dance)
Well you got this tank running on empty
You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

I've heard it said to get an c+ lady
You just can't be a C- man
Yeah, there ain't no tips to take from Conway Twitty
Better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

You're a Sloppy Joe (Sloppy Joe)
cnd a Dirty Old Dan (Dirty Old Dan)
You better tidy up (tidy up)
If you wanna a dance (wanna dance)
Well you got this tank running on empty
You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

You're a Sloppy Joe (Sloppy Joe)
cnd a Dirty Old Dan (Dirty Old Dan)
You better tidy up (tidy up)
If you wanna a dance (wanna dance)
Well you got this tank running on empty
You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me