Cheaper to Keep Her/Blues in the Night

It's cheaper to keep her
It’s cheaper to keep her

When your little girl make you mad
Don't get an attitude and pack your bag
The five little children you're leaving behind
You’re gonna pay some alimony or do some time

That's why it's cheaper to keep her
It's cheaper to keep her

You see, when you get through staring that judge in the face
You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
That's why it's cheaper to keep her
Cheaper to keep her
It's cheaper to keep her

You didn’t pay but two dollars to bring the girl home
Now you got to pay two million to leave her alone
You see another girl out there and you wanna make a switch
She ain’t gonna want you 'cause you won’t have sh...

That's why it's cheaper to keep her
It's cheaper to keep her
It’s cheaper to keep her
Cheaper

My mama done tol' me
When I was in knee pants
My mama done tol' me
She said, "Son!
A woman's a two-face
She'll give ya the big eye
But when the sweet talk is gone
A woman's a two-face
She's a worrisome thing
And leave ya t'sing the blues"

It's cheaper
Yeah
Cheaper
You're talking about someone who got experience with it
Cheaper
It's cheaper
It's cheaper
Yeah